Supermarket Cow Mascot Leaves It All Out In The Aisles

Hey amigo, calm down. There’s a certain thing called doing your job too well and you’re making working stiffs everywhere look bad. How am I supposed to justify writing a blog every 50 minutes panstless from the couch when this guy is making 3 peso’s an hour risking his life at the Mexican Piggly Wiggly? And yes, that is dangerous to go that hard in a mascot outfit. Ask anyone who is obese or was forced to wear a Ninja Turtle costume at a blackout tour. You overheat and die from that shit. I get winded after battling a flight of stairs and this vaca is going super ham for his entire shift.

R-E-L-A-X. Or give this guy a NBA suit and ship him up to the big leagues.